Dumb Blonde Jokes

[Lola_La_Fringe7]

please add Dumb Blonde Jokes

[dobby888]

ok tay i can do that!!!!


there where 2 blondes driving in a car and they drove past a feild that had a blonde in a boat trying to row around the driver blonde sed to the other blonde *yu know its blondes like that that give us a bad name....* and the other blonde says *i know what you mean, if i had a boat rght now i'd row out there and get her myself!!

(no affence to all u blondes out there... im blonde 2!!)

[Lola_La_Fringe7]

hey that is toat awesome heres anoth. 1

dere was a blonde a brunett and a red head the red head sed lets c hoo can swim out to that island first ok they sed so first arrived the red head then 5 min later came the brunett then an hour later the blonde arrived where wer u the other 2 asked HEY sed da blonde NO FAIR you used your arms!

Then theres another one thats not a dumb blonde but its funny!
OK

3 guys walked into a bar 1 ducked
(c if u can figure it out)

[dobby888]

ok heres another1

there was a blonde a brunnette and a red headand the were walking threw the forest and since the had been walking 4 days they were really hungry, then they came upon uncle bobs farm and uncle bob has a rule where if you eat ANY of his corn he'll chase u, they didnt know this, so they each ate an ear oof corn and then they heard uncle bob say *im comin for ya!!!* and so they ran ibto the barn and they each jumped into a potato sack, then he came in and sed *i know where you are!!* and he kicked the first potato sack(the red head was in this one) and she sed*meow moew* and uncle bob replied *stupib barn cat!* then he kicked the second on e w/ the brunnette and she sed *woof woof**stupid barn dog* then he kicked the last one with the blonde in it and she sed *POOOOTTTTAAAATTTTOOOO!!!!!!!*


hahahaha i love that one!!!

[harrypotterfan:)]

haha.....
is there any blondes here?

[LordBlaZe]

LMFAO POTATTOO, thats too jkz. Heres another 1: Theres a red head a brunette and a blonde and theres a magic mirror on the wall. If you tell the truth to the mirror you get a pot of gold but if you lie it sucks you in. The red head goes first, she says to the mirror "I think im the prettiest girl in the world" the mirror sucks her in. The brunnete goes next and says "I think im the smartest girl in the world" she gets sucked in. The blondes goes and says "I think- the mirror sucks her in.

LOL ;D

[dobby888]

haha i love that one!!!

a blonde brunnette and a red head were all at the edge of a cliff with a genie and the genie sed *jump off this cliff and yell something and then you willl land in that thing* the brunnette went first and she yelled *MEN!!* and so she landed in a big pile of men then the red head went and yelled *money!!* then the blonde slipped and fell and yelled *CRAP!*

[LordBlaZe]

hahahahahalmfao lmfao lmao i haven't heard that one for a while, tooooo jkz. Heres another a few quick ones

How do you confuse a Blonde?: Tell her to sit at the corner of a round room

How do you kill a blonde?: Put a scratch and sniff at the bottom of a lake

Theres a smart blonde, a dumb blonde, Santa Claus, and the tooth fairy and theres a $20 bill on the ground, who picks it up?: The dumb blonde ofcourse, santa claus, the tooth fairy and smart blondes dont exist!!

Here's another good one:A blonde woman is terribly overweight, so her doctor puts her on a diet. "I want you to eat regularly for two days, then skip a day, and repeat this procedure for two weeks. The next time I see you, you'll have lost at least five pounds."

When the blonde returned, she shocked the doctor by losing nearly 20 pounds.

"Why, that's amazing!" the doctor said. "Did you follow my instructions?"

The blonde nodded. "I'll tell you though, I thought I was going to drop dead that third day."

"From hunger, you mean?" asked the doctor.

"No, from skipping."-------LOL- oh and by the way its all for fun, blondes are hot ;) ;D ;D ;)

[dobby888]

oh well......thank you!!! lol!!

haha this one isnt dumb blonde but it funny
Did you hear about the dead man they found face down in a bath tub...he had corn flakes, bananas, and blueberries all over him....they suspect a cereal killer.

[LordBlaZe]

lol

[dobby888]

i have an endless supply

Did you hear the one about the blonde who got stuck on a broken escalator for three hours

A blonde walks in to a Wal-Mart and says "I'd like to buy this T.V." The man at the front desk says, "sorry we don't sell to blondes." So the blonde went home, dyed her hair brown, and came back and said again, "I'd like to buy this T.V." Then the man at the front desk said, "sorry, we don't sell to blondes." Then the blonde says, "how did you know?"
The man replied, "that there's a microwave!"

A blonde and her husband are at the animal shelter trying to find a new pet. The hubby says, Look at that dog with one eye! She shuts one eye and says Which one? 

[LordBlaZe]

lmao thats good i dont have that many blonde jks but im full of yo mamma jkz lol

[dobby888]

what does lmao mean?????

Did you hear about the 2 blonds that were found frozen to death at the drive-in movie lot? They went to see "Closed for the Season. 

[LordBlaZe]

lol thats a good one. lmao means laugh my @$$ off

[dobby888]

A blonde walked up to the counter and said to the man "I'd like a cheeseburger, french fries, and a coke." The man behind the counter said, "I'm sorry madam but, this is a library." The blonde replied in a low whisper, "I'll have a cheeseburger, french fries, and a coke."

A blonde calls Delta Airlines and asks, "Can you tell me how long it'll take to fly from San Francisco to New York City?"The agent replies, "Just a minute.." "Thank you," the blonde says, and hangs up.

Three brunettes and one blonde are captured in the jungle by natives. The leader says "I am going to tell you 100 jokes and if you laugh at any of them, then i will kill you." So he tells the first joke, and the three brunettes start to laugh. He kills them. He gets to the 50th joke and the blonde still hasn't laughed. He finally get to the 99th joke and she still didnt laugh yet. He tells the 100th joke and she laughs hysterically. The Native kills her and she goes up to heaven and the brunettes ask her "How did you last so long?" and the blonde says "I just got the first one."