Dumb Blonde Jokes

[LordBlaZe]

lmao LMFAO!!!!!!!!!!hahahahah thats toooo funny, ur jkz

[LordBlaZe]

oh heres a funny joke its not blonde though, actually i dont remember it so good so it might be wierd lol

There are 3 men stranded on an island. The men try to find some water but they are captured by natives. The men are taken to the native leader. He says to them, i'll let you live if you do me 2 tasks. The men agree and the leader tells them all to go inside the forest and return with 5 of the same fruit. The first man returns with 5 oranges and asks the leader whats next. The leader tells him if you want to escape the island you must stick all of the oranges up ur @$$ without making a noise. The man sticks up 1 but dies of pressure. The second man returns with tiny bead cherries and the leader tells him the same thing. The cherries are so small they fit up easily, soon the man is down to the last cherry but bursts out laughing, the leader kills him. On the way to heaven the first guy asks the second guy "you were so close, why did you start laughing??" the second guys replies, "I saw the 3rd man walking in with pineapples!!"

lol

[dobby888]

hahahaha thats funny!!!

A blonde female traffic cop stops a blonde for speeding "Can I see your licence?" The blonde rummages in her handbag. "I can't find it. What's it looks like?" "It's square and it's got your picture on it." The blonde finds her mirror and peers into it. "Ah, here it is." She gives it to the cop. She looks into it and says: "I didn't realise you were in the force, honey. You can go. Have a nice day."

[LordBlaZe]

haha lol that good!!

[dobby888]

like i said i've got an endless supply

The blonde called 911 to report a fire: "Help!! Fire!! Get here as fast as you can!!" she shouted to the operator.
"Miss-you need to calm down-and tell me how to get to your house!"
The blonde heaves a sigh: "DUH! BIG...RED...TRUCK!!!"

On their honeymoon, the blonde bride slipped into a sexy nightie and,
with great anticipation, crawled into bed, only to find that her new
Catholic husband had settled down on the couch. When she asked him why
he was apparently not going to make love to her, he replied,"It's Lent."
In tears, she remarked,"Well, that is the most ridiculous thing I have ever heard! Who did you lend
it to, and for how long?"

[harrypotterfan:)]

oh heres a funny joke its not blonde though, actually i dont remember it so good so it might be wierd lol

There are 3 men stranded on an island. The men try to find some water but they are captured by natives. The men are taken to the native leader. He says to them, i'll let you live if you do me 2 tasks. The men agree and the leader tells them all to go inside the forest and return with 5 of the same fruit. The first man returns with 5 oranges and asks the leader whats next. The leader tells him if you want to escape the island you must stick all of the oranges up ur @$$ without making a noise. The man sticks up 1 but dies of pressure. The second man returns with tiny bead cherries and the leader tells him the same thing. The cherries are so small they fit up easily, soon the man is down to the last cherry but bursts out laughing, the leader kills him. On the way to heaven the first guy asks the second guy "you were so close, why did you start laughing??" the second guys replies, "I saw the 3rd man walking in with pineapples!!"

lol

this one made me laugh....LOL

hahahaha thats funny!!!

A blonde female traffic cop stops a blonde for speeding "Can I see your licence?" The blonde rummages in her handbag. "I can't find it. What's it looks like?" "It's square and it's got your picture on it." The blonde finds her mirror and peers into it. "Ah, here it is." She gives it to the cop. She looks into it and says: "I didn't realise you were in the force, honey. You can go. Have a nice day."

this one was funny....really funny

like i said i've got an endless supply

The blonde called 911 to report a fire: "Help!! Fire!! Get here as fast as you can!!" she shouted to the operator.
"Miss-you need to calm down-and tell me how to get to your house!"
The blonde heaves a sigh: "DUH! BIG...RED...TRUCK!!!"

me and friends loved this one....you guys definitely need to continue with these jokes

[LordBlaZe]

lmao i think i missed the fire truck 1 lol

[harrypotterfan:)]

LOL.....

[dobby888]

alright you want me to continue?? then here we go!!!

A blonde is shopping and spots a silver thermos. She takes it up to the clerk and asks "what is this?"
The clerk replys "its a thermos, keeps hot foods hot and cold foods cold". So the blond decides she has to have it and buys it. The next day at work the boss comes by and sees the thermos on her desk. So, I see something new has been added, he says. The blonde says
"Its a thermos, keeps hot foods hot and cold foods cold."
"So what did you bring today?" asks the boss.
"Two popcycles and some coffee" replies the blonde.

[harrypotterfan:)]

hahahaha funny.....wait I have one.....

A brunette and a blonde are walking along in a park.
The brunette says suddenly, "Oh, look at that dead bird."
The blonde stops, looks up, and says, "Where?"

[hermionescool]

i gots one
a blonde gets on the internet and checks her email it opens up and says "u got mail" so she walks outside and checks her mailbox and says "hey where's my mail?" ;D ;D ;D

[harrypotterfan:)]

((LOL.....I don't know why....but Jessie aren't you a blondie.....don't you feel offended by these jokes....if you do, we can stop.))

[LordBlaZe]

lol she said she likes them, but ill stop if she feels offended

[harrypotterfan:)]

((sorry but I have one that I totally need to put down.....))

Two girlfriends were speeding down the highway at well
over 90 mph.  "Hey," asked the brunette at the wheel,
"Any cops following us?"

The blonde turned around and had a long look at the road
behind them.

"Yeah, looks like it"

"Are his flashers on?"

The blonde turned around again......
"Yup....nope....yup....nope....yup....nope....yup....."

[LordBlaZe]

lmfao...hahahahaha omfg lol thats too funny. Hahaha wow im gonna cherish that one for a while ;D ;D ;D ;D