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Hiring a New Employee

Started by harrypotterfan:), August 14, 2007, 08:15:16 AM

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harrypotterfan:)

"Okay...first question...why do you want this job?"
Never argue with an idiot. They'll only bring you down to their level and beat you with experience.

some people wonder what my real name is....it's Faith.....don't make fun of it please=]

Merlinstjames

((If i remember the description in the book.....It made dudleys tongue like four feet long...and such))

Well...want to learn about this stuff so i can help other students get back at prats like Draco malfoy who made the first couple years of mine at hogwarts a living hell. It was also alot of fun when i was sorta helping you back in the day.

harrypotterfan:)

"Good answer but we're warning you this is for the Ministry so we can hire you...."
Never argue with an idiot. They'll only bring you down to their level and beat you with experience.

some people wonder what my real name is....it's Faith.....don't make fun of it please=]

LordBlaZe

Ten Percent Luck
Twenty Percent Skill
Fifteen Percent Concentrated Power Of Will
Five Percent Pleasure
Fifty Percent Pain
One Hundred Percent Reason To Remember The Name

harrypotterfan:)

((it's true....so shut up....LOL..joking ;) ))
Never argue with an idiot. They'll only bring you down to their level and beat you with experience.

some people wonder what my real name is....it's Faith.....don't make fun of it please=]

Merlinstjames

alright well whatcha need done?

harrypotterfan:)

((you're not hired yet....the Weasley brothers haven't approved of it yet......LOL....))
Never argue with an idiot. They'll only bring you down to their level and beat you with experience.

some people wonder what my real name is....it's Faith.....don't make fun of it please=]

Merlinstjames


harrypotterfan:)

"Do you have any experience in this job category?"
Never argue with an idiot. They'll only bring you down to their level and beat you with experience.

some people wonder what my real name is....it's Faith.....don't make fun of it please=]

Merlinstjames

working in a joke shop no, working with you guys on your products yes

harrypotterfan:)

"Good one mate...." Fred said loudly. George wrote the answer down. "Do you smoke? Do you know how to apprate? Do you have asthma? Have you ever had a heart attack? Have you ever been in a coma?" George asked reading from the clipboard. "Please answer them respectively." Fred added.

Never argue with an idiot. They'll only bring you down to their level and beat you with experience.

some people wonder what my real name is....it's Faith.....don't make fun of it please=]