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Just to Say Hi.

Started by Twisted Lemon Sher, March 26, 2003, 07:24:44 AM

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goblet_fulla_fire

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I too have morbid jokes. One of my friends cranks these jokes out like clockwork.

What do you call black people in a field?
Shooting range.

What do you say about a black guy neck deep in sand?
Not enough sand.

How do you starve a black guy?
Hide the food stamps under his work boots.

What's worse than four babies in one trashcan?
One baby in four trash cans.

How do you fit 40 Jews in a car?
Put them in the ash tray.




Don't judge me.

Hello.

Ginny Weasly

Ahahaha, those were pretty good.  ;D ;D ;D
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I carry out my orders
With not a regret

I loves YOUz

I wanna get back into this site..
My writing has gone way done hill since I left
and well I miss everybody!

I loves YOUz

wow you guys are mean... its funny




Hey peoples!
I wanna get back into this site..
My writing has gone way done hill since I left
and well I miss everybody!

goblet_fulla_fire

Hello.

I just watched American Splendor. Pretty good movie.

Alexis

I think ive heard of that movie before

Hi everyone!
If The World Was Coming To An End...
   I'd Rather Stay Blindfolded Than Open My Eyes...

I loves YOUz

I'm watching Grease!! i loveth that movie!!



Heyyy
I wanna get back into this site..
My writing has gone way done hill since I left
and well I miss everybody!

Shara2007

That is cool. I like the movie grease.

Howdy.
Is glad to finally have time to get back on the computer and hang with friends. Well that and to post with those people what want to post with me.

I loves YOUz

I wanna get back into this site..
My writing has gone way done hill since I left
and well I miss everybody!

goblet_fulla_fire

Frank: It's the same old story. Boy finds girl, boy loses girl, girl finds boy, boy forgets girl, boy remembers girl, girls dies in a tragic blimp accident over the Orange Bowl on New Year's Day.

Hello.

I loves YOUz

I wanna get back into this site..
My writing has gone way done hill since I left
and well I miss everybody!

goblet_fulla_fire

In the shuffling madness! It's like a locomotive breath! Lies the all time loser! Head long to his death!

That be Jethro Tul.

Hello.

harrypotterfan:)

hello....sorry for the randomness but your jokes were hilarious my brother was reading from behind and he was cracking up like crazy....
Never argue with an idiot. They'll only bring you down to their level and beat you with experience.

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harrypotterfan:)

um Jess you were supposed to kind of...you know say hi...... :P lol


HHHHHEEEEELLLLLLOOOOOOO!!
Never argue with an idiot. They'll only bring you down to their level and beat you with experience.

some people wonder what my real name is....it's Faith.....don't make fun of it please=]