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You Laugh, You LOSE

Started by goblet_fulla_fire, December 14, 2008, 02:24:58 AM

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goblet_fulla_fire

#45
December 26, 2008, 01:34:41 PM
Quote from: Seth Lockhart on December 26, 2008, 01:29:24 PM



I'm hangin' in there, Seth. I haven't laughed yet. Although it is difficult to make me laugh most of the time. I am a laugh on the inside kind of person.

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Xaver

#46
December 26, 2008, 06:12:05 PM
ahah. I'm terrible at this game... ;D

-searches-
"Odi et amo."



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~Harry Potter~

#47
December 27, 2008, 01:52:58 AM
Peanut: Why did you interupt me?
Jeff: You misprounced my name
Peanut: What?
Jeff: You mispronounced my last name.
Peanut: I know!
Jeff: Its Dunham
Peanut: Not when you look at its, it says dun-ham...Ham...your the other white meat

Peanut: And you know, if you think about it, it is Jef-fuh-fuh Dun-ham .com
Jeff: What?
Peanut: Jef-fuh-fuh
Jeff: Fuh-Fuh?
Peanut: Your using an unneeded F Jef-fuh-fuh Dun-Ham .com


...I wish I could put the X-mas special quote from Oh Jef-fuh-fuh but the end is a bit much for some of the younger members. 
They say trust is like a mirror, you can fix it if its broke
But you can still see the crack in your reflection

potter_fan122

#48
December 27, 2008, 02:26:34 AM
OMG! I lost to you Harry.

I love Jeff Dunham, especially the Jef-fuh-fuh Dun-ham .com thing.
"Get out of my way! I'm a free spirit!"
FOREVER WILL NEVER BE LONG ENOUGH.
"And now I understand a phrase I once thought odd;
I guess to love another person is to see the face of God."

Miss Xantier

#49
December 27, 2008, 04:55:27 AM
WHY!! Why do Jeff Dunham! I'm losing cuz of you Harry!
I Love the Christmas song by: Peanut!
Don't read the next bit if you don't like the word h*ll.


Jeff Dunham: The drive from the valley?
Peanut: Was bad as hell!
Jeff Dunham: Traffic?
Peanut: Sucked like hell!
Jeff Dunham: Drivers?
Peanut: Angry as hell!
Jeff Dunham: And you?
Peanut: Were scared as hell!
Jeff Dunham: Parking?
Peanut: Sucked more like hell!
Jeff Dunham: So?
Peanut: We're in hell!

goblet_fulla_fire

#50
December 27, 2008, 07:53:35 AM
Not a big Dunham fan. I'm more a Mitch Hedberg guy.

"I have a vest. If I had my arms cut off, it'd be a jacket."

Miss Xantier

#51
December 27, 2008, 10:47:51 AM
I lost to myself.

goblet_fulla_fire

#52
December 29, 2008, 02:23:09 AM
My friend said to me, "I think the weather's trippy." I said, "No, man, it's not the weather that's trippy, perhaps it is the way that we perceive it that is indeed trippy." Then I thought, "Man, I should've just said, 'Yeah.'"

~Harry Potter~

#55
January 1, 2009, 08:54:50 AM
Jeff Dunham with SwEEEt Dady D!

Daddy D: I'm what you call a player in a management profession
Jeff: Right
Daddy D: Pimp
Jeff: Your a pimp?
Daddy D: That make you the ho
Jeff: I'm not a sleeper
Daddy D: What do you do for a living?
Jeff: I make people laugh
Daddy D: Make them feel good
Jeff: Right
Daddy D: You the ho
Jeff: That's not right
Daddy D: Why do you do what you do?
Jeff: Because I enjoy it and its the best way I know to make money
Daddy D: You the ho
Jeff: Wait a minute, what if I said I only did it because I enjoy it.
Daddy D: You the dumb ho!
They say trust is like a mirror, you can fix it if its broke
But you can still see the crack in your reflection

potter_fan122

#56
January 1, 2009, 09:13:02 AM
I lose to you again, Harry. Jeff is too funny.
"Get out of my way! I'm a free spirit!"
FOREVER WILL NEVER BE LONG ENOUGH.
"And now I understand a phrase I once thought odd;
I guess to love another person is to see the face of God."

Miss Xantier

#57
January 1, 2009, 09:38:00 AM
HAHAHA!!!! I didn't lose to you this time.

Jeff Dunham: What are you doing?
Peanut: [exaggerated Japanese accent] Oh, speaking Japanese!
Jeff Dunham: You don't know Japanese.
Peanut: Yeah, I do; Toyota.
[audience laughs]
Peanut: Oh, Godzilla!
Jeff Dunham: That's not right.
Peanut: Oh, you're right; it'd be...
[opens mouth and nothing comes out until after it closes]
Peanut: Godzilla!

Miss Xantier

#58
January 1, 2009, 12:06:35 PM
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