Re:Advice Coloum

[Kiara Johnson]

Good advise...
Never kick a llama...it will inevitably spit on you..lol  ;)

[.:isis:.]

lol. camels too.

never ever stick your tongue onto a freezer door no matter how much money your older brother offers you.

[Kiara Johnson]

LMFAO...*Raises brow*

NEVER EVER, rob a bank and run down an alley, you might get mugged.

[.:isis:.]

lol!

never leave your wallet with your id at the crime scene.

(not that i would know from any personal experience or anything...heh heh)

[Kiara Johnson]

(lol)


Never, ever, pull out and fire a weapon whilst in the middle of the Taco Bell drive thru when there is a car behind you. (This actually happend in this town)  The ones behind you will definately get all the info the cops need to arrest you.. OH, and Never do a huge crime on an Island when there is only Two ways off of it, besides the military planes.

[.:isis:.]

lmao!

never throw small/slightly large objects at a moving ceiling fan... and if you happen to do so, after you throw... run... fast

[Kiara Johnson]

(LOL  ;))

Never ever, now this is especially if you are a male, jump your bike off of a two story house.  lol

[.:isis:.]

(lol!)

same thing goes with snowboards.

[Kiara Johnson]

MMMWWWAAAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!  :devil:

[.:isis:.]

lol. lemme think...hmm...o!

if you ever throw anything out of an open 3rd/2nd story window, make sure that the screen is aff, and whatever you throw doesn't get stuck in the gutter.

[Kiara Johnson]

(LOL)

Never and I repeat NEVER< Jump off a horses back whilst running full speed, in to a thorn bush!!!

[.:isis:.]

ouchies!

never look down at the gears on your bike while turning onto a bridge...not even if the bridge is 10 feet wide...if your as careless as me, it could be 20 feet wide, and you may still fall aff.

[Kiara Johnson]

*CRINGES*

Never get between a horse and a bucket of grain, especially if that horse happens to be a stallion....OUCH!!!

[.:isis:.]

ouch is right! lol...we should all write a book of advice. lol

if you go to ny and plan to throw things out the windows and onto the people on the streets below...forget about it...most of the windows in the high rises don't open. they glue some of them shut!!! that's insane...well i can see why they do it though. heh heh

[Kiara Johnson]

(LOL)

If you sneek out at night, be sure not to get caught by the police, they'll tell on you.  (Not that it ever happend to me or ny thing...*Walks away whistling*)