[u]My[/u]first fan fic:Harry Potter meets barry trotter and kills him!!muhahaha

[ronweazley122]

 I decided to write this story when i went to Barnsnnoble
and went to the harry potter section and sitting there is this stupid book laying there and it made me really mad >:( i don't like michael gerber!!!!why doesn't lord v. go after him!!!!muhahahaha*hack* *hack*he made a parody of harry potter...anyway back to what this section is about, the story.....
                           Harry potter
                                meets
                          Barry trotter
                               and
                          kicks his butt! 8)
                   ______________________
                Chapter 1 the letter from hogwash!!

                 Harry was Just finishing reading
            the mail he had gotten that day from,
          Hedwig. He had gotten his usual letters
        From Ron, Hermione, and Hogwarts, but
      He had gotten an extra after he had finished.
 Harry wasn't sure if this letter had been in the rain;
 It was not from Ron or Hermione,Or even Hagrid or Sirius, it was however,Addressed to harry. It was from Hogwash School for wizards,but Harry had no idea   What or where this was...Harry thought to Himself for a moment,  taking in that it might Be one of fred and georges worst jokes...but, he  Opened it anyway. He opened it very carefully As to make sure that it was not from fred or,George. when harry opened it he was very surprised...

Post what you think of my story so far :D

             

[Gengi]

O! O! What was in the letter? o.o? CONTINUE!!! ^^

[ronweazley122]

yay i have fans.....gengi do you think you could get more people to read my story??? please :'(

[.:~*Shuiliya*~:.]

Intriguing.... what is it?  What's in the letter?  Please hurry with the next bit! :o :D

[ronweazley122]

okay ;D*finishes last minute ediditing*okay here it is!!!

Dear mr.H.Potter,
We are pleased to inform you that we are allowing you
to have an exchanege student:Barry Trotter...
I am however,sorry to tell you that you have no choice in the matter...you must show him around your school,
and its grounds
Good luck!!!
you'll definently
need it!!!,
Alpo Bumplemore
head person of hogwash school for wizards.

Harry thought for a moment, if this was from Fred & George they were really good!!!This man Alpo bumplepore or whatever his name was...sounded as though he was in a rush to get rid of this..."barry trotter" person he heard he heard a movement behind him....harry jumped then felt something tap at him...he muffled his suprised shout,"what the hell??!!
He spun around to see who it was  he was relieved to see that it was hedwig.....he heard dudley snort from next door.Harry looked at the clock it was 12:00am...
he was fifteen without realizing it...He had gotten a
firebolt model from ron yesterday,hermione had given him hogwarts,a history(in the letter it said,"Well Harry, what more is there to say???!!"),Siruis had given him an assortment of things from other wizarding countries(he had been traveling the the world with snape ever since he had reavealed hiself to mrs.weasly),and hagrid had given him a cake.Harry turned out the light and wondered who barry trotter was....,but now all he cared about was getting to sleep

what do you think?? ;)  

[.:~*Shuiliya*~:.]

Funiness!  Plz continue!

[ronweazley122]

i will i just finished but lost it i'll post again tommorow..
goodnight.. :D

[.:~*Shuiliya*~:.]

lol okay. ;D

[emily824]

hey ron, please continue......it's really good! ;)

[ronweazley122]

Every body here's the next chapter ;D ;D....hope you like it..... ;)

Chapter two:Ron's Invitation

The next morning, Harry was awakened by the sound of Dudley shouting at his mother,"MORE BACON MORE!!!!"
Aunt petunia replied in a sweet motherly tone,"Yes Dudykins."(Dudley wined and shouted until they let him off the diet.)Harry got up.Uncle Vernon was sitting at the table,reading the morning paper and,snorted into it,
then muttered angrily,"American president coming to Britian.....ridiculous!!..."Aunt Petunia gave Dudley more bacon then shot a nasty look at Harry and said,"You're up....."she sounded rather dissapointed as though Christmas had been cancelled.Harry,sat down and replied in a flat voice,"Yes,I am."Dudley on the other hand,was paying no attention to Harry at all he was much to busy,watching telivision.

After breakfast,Harry went up stairs to find pig Ron's owl.Hedwig was looking very irratible.Harry untied the letter from the hyperactive owl and read:

Dear Harry,
Dumbledore is finally letting you come over.Ask the muggles if you can come,but we'll pick you up at 1:00 wether or not they say yes or not,
Ron

Harry went downstairs to ask Uncle Vernon if he could go.When he reached the bottom of the staircase he aked uncle vernon,"Uh....could I talk to you?" "What about?,"uncle vernon snapped."uh...can I go to the Weasleys for the summer?"Harry replied calmly."The Whosly's?,"uncle vernon sneered."My friend Ron's family...." "NO!!"Uncle Vernon replied at once.Harry was very dissapointed,but thought of something,"Oh well I suppose I better get to finishing my letter..." "what letter?,"Uncle Vernon asked curiosly."My godfather,I was just telling him thankyou for his present,but I think i will tell him I can't go.,"harry repled smiling.Uncle Vernon turned as green as Harry's eyes.,"uh....I think I will let you go." You think?!"Harry replied threatinningly.
Uncle Vernon looked furios but said,"You can go is that better?!!" Harry smiled and said,"Why yes,yes it is."Harry ran back up stairs to his bedroom to write to ron.Pig was zooming around the room happily.Harry grabbed some parchment and a quill.He began to scribble a letter:

Dear Ron,
The muggles say I can go1:00 is okay see you then,
Harry

Harry rolled up the parchment and tied it to pig.Pig zoomed off happily....Harry was very happy.He plopped down on his bed and petted Hedwig.He began to read Hogwarts,a history and awaited for the next day.

[.:~*Shuiliya*~:.]

Cool story so far, but, jsyk, whenever someone says something new, you start another paragraph.  And don't forget the capitols!  :)

Ex./

"Uh....could I talk to you?"

"What about?," Uncle Vernon snapped.

"Uh...can I go to the Weasley's for the summer?" Harry replied calmly.

"The Whosly's?," Uncle Vernon sneered.

"My friend Ron's family...."

 "NO!!" Uncle Vernon replied at once.

etc. ;)

[emily824]

love the story! u havta put me w/ ron!*lol* seriously....
post more ;)

[ronweazley122]

uh sorry.....i have a plan for the next chapter....

[emily824]

i'm not talking bout the next chapter, i'm talking bout at hogwarts! i'm already in gryffindor!  please.... :'(

[ronweazley122]

sorry i was going to give ron a girlfriend i already know her name,but i promise if i write another story i'll hook you and ron up....