1000 Things Snape (no offense,ShuiBee) would never do

[^Draco _Malfoy^]

Snape: No homework for today!

[Kiara Johnson]

good one Ryan.  hum, how bout...
Snape:  I love this place! (Enthusiastically)

[Ginny Weasly]

*laughing histaricly*this is fun!

Snape:I really like the Potters and Weasl;ys so they are my favorites!

[Kiara Johnson]

heehee
How about cutting his hair and spiking the top and dying it blonde?  LOL, could you imagine?

[severus.]

ok, picture the scene.... its the end of term feast, and everyones in the great hall. dumbledor stands and makes an announcement..
"blah blah blah blah, and for a little entertainment tonight, i present to you, professor snape!!"
... a spotlight hits snape, as he pulls out a straw boater hat and cane, climbs onto the table, and entertains everyone with a tap dance :p hehehehe

[Kiara Johnson]

OMG!  That's a good one. HeeHee

[^Draco _Malfoy^]

Haha^~~^ Good one Severus!

[Max2.0]

SNAPE:lockhart...I must ask you...how do you get you hair so soft and managable?

[Kiara Johnson]

LMAO  Good one Evan.

[Evil_To_The_Max]

snape:okay...today class...I am going to teach...IN SONG!



Snape:*in the middle of class*WAKE ME UP INSIDE! Can't wake up! wake me up inside! SAVE ME FROM THE nothing I've become...*clears throat loudly as the class stares at him*What? haven't you ever seen a man sing before?...er...BACK TO WORK!!!!

[Kiara Johnson]

LMFAO MAx.  heehee.

Snape - *Skipping down the hall singing*  Zippidy do da zippidy aye, my oh my what a wounderfull day...

[Ginny Weasly]

Humm...this is getting harder.....
Snape jumping up and down enthusiasticly when Harry walks into the room
S:I've waited all day to see you again Harry!
H:Um...ok...
S:I LOVE YOU DUDE!

[ronweazley122]

*snape enters his class room,and see's Justin timberlake*Snape:OhmiGawd!I love You!please sign A photo for me!!!!*screeches like a crazy fan girl* *faints*

[Kiara Johnson]

LOL Ron.  Good one
Snape:  *Walks into the classroom and looks around, spots Harry then smiles*

Harry, you're the perfect child, I wish you were mine.

[Ginny Weasly]

lol