Harry potter and the prisoner of...

[0612]

Oh, BTW, Ron, ND is apparently talking faster than the old one.  ;D

[ronweazley122]

.......dumbledore and the entire staff  blinked and looked around...they had blacked out for what seemed like a long time.A month or two,lets say.yeah, that sounds right."...uhm,where was I?"said dumbledore refocusing his attention on the students. The entire student body shrugged, still adjusting to the light. A few of them had cobwebs and dust in there hair.Harry scowled upward."If someone would narrate/write more often then we wouldn't have this..."he sneezed."problem.Lazy bum!" The chandilere fell from the ceiling narrowly missing harry.Let that be a lesson to him.
"HEY YOU COULD'VE KILLED ME!!!,"he yelled.It isn't as though I was actually aiming for him though. Ron looked up."hey,since when does hogwarts have chandiliers?"he said,staring fixedly at the ceiling.because I'm the authour that's why.If the characters would shutup and move on with things,maybe I,the narrator would write more often."We do move on its you who-" Tape appeared on hermiones mouth.Dumbledore continued with the speech as the students blew dust off themselves.Dumbledore stared around,suspiciously,clearing his throat."yes,um...Rubeus hagrid is our new grounds keeper...I mean,new teacher for the care of magical creatures. Every one began to clap. "where is that voice coming from?!"neville said,staring at the ceiling with the rest of the student body.I SAID THEY CLAPPED,d**n YOU!!!!.the students clapped.

[Ginny Weasly]

lol Ron! It's really funny!

[pig]

this is funny continue. you have a nack for comedy

[ronweazley122]

due to technical difficulties(*cough*Losing the dvd *Cough*)I cannot continue right now.if you have any problems call...1-800-YOU-GET-WHAT-YOU-PAY-FOR or email me at: YOU'RENOTPAYINGME@yougetwhatyoupayfor.com thankyou.

[_Lavender_]

Keep going, Ron! ;)

[ronweazley122]

...not that anyone cares anymore,but i won't be updating for a while...I'm working on a book so I can get out of this no-end town.(where I live,not the forum)

[Kiara Johnson]

I do care Ron, and I find it sad that you are not going to grace us with your story here any longer.

*Cries*  But hey, that's ok, so long as you truly do write your story and we get the chance to read it as well.

Huggles always
Kiara

[ronweazley122]

I'm going to finish up this story,Sorry about that post,I was a bit upset that no one was replying to me...Hey,kiara,whilst I write this story,would you read ron's girl?I thinkl you'll like it.(yeah I am going to write my book,I'm hoping to get it published by the time I've turned eighteen...But that's looking iffy,Because creative inspiration comes in burst w/ me,and if I use it on these stories,It tends to only come out for these stories for a while.)I'm going to run a poll on which stories I should continue.I'm haveing a bit of a problem tying up loose ends when I get to a stories end.....(plus my computers being a piece of...Well, it is a piece of crap!)I'll post the next section of this story.

[ronweazley122]

mmm...kay.I'm completely running rampant with no sign of organization....No order once so ever in this story,or this part of the story.Okay,I said i'd give my second youngest brother credit,so...CO-Writer of this chapter,and wrote an entire section,my lil brother.OKay,here it is,at long last....
THE NEXT UPDATE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!*trumpet plays....*
*DRUM ROLL*
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[ronweazley122]

Chapter 11.5 the super fantastic guest appearance chapter!!!!!!!!!!!!!

          Ron looked up. "We're doing chapters now?And what is up with that  font?!You'd think the next harry potter movie was coming out or something..."

"yeah...And 11.5?What's up wit dat yo?!" Harry said,wearing some fancy bling in the shape of an american dollar symbol.

"11.5?Technically we're on chapter 4....." Hemione was hit by a bludger.

"Ow!"she yelped.

"Hey,who is that?"Ron said,staring outside.

"DOESN't Any one care that I was randomely hit in the head with a bludger in the common room?!"hermione yelled.Harry ignored hermione,and squinted out the window,focusing on the spot where ron had looked.

"It looks like a blonde stick figure driving a hummer..." Harry said, as the car entered the gates of hogwarts. The liscence plate read "Paris 05"

[Ginny Weasly]

lol, Ron. Love it, bro!

[Kiara Johnson]

heehee...GREAT!

[ronweazley122]

thanx! took me a while to come up with this chapter,and orlando bloom fans,get ready for a suprise.

Chapter 11.5 continued...

Just then,the portrait hole burst open. "Hi,I'm paris hilton,And I'm here interning as a teacher!"She screamed.Ron stared at the anorexic women, confused.

"How is that even possible?!"hermione and ron yelled together.They looked into eachothers eyes.INTO EACHOTHERS EYES.DEEP,I SAY DEEP!LOVE PENETRATING STARE!!!!!!!!!Ehem...sorry,got a bit carried away there."hey aren't you on that bloody awful show, "THE SIMPLE LIFE:INTERNS?"Harry asked."I don't know what bloody awful means,cause' I don't,like,speak british,but yes, I am."
"Well,that explains the camera's."Said neville.They all jumped."when the bloody hell did you get here,neville?!"asked ron."Doesn't matter,"said neville matter of factly,because his character wasn't that important yet.
"Mmmm...okay.Hey,paris,where's that girl you hang out with?"Asked hermione,not looking at anyone because she didn't want to admit she watched the simple life.
Paris looked at the ceiling,not particularly paying attention.
     "well,we were interning at a morgue,and like,I mixed up the bodies, cause' nicole went to sleep in one of those coffins,and apparently,nicole is somewhere in the bering sea..."
"Oh..."ron said."Thats hot."said paris.Harry stared at her."Huh?"he said,bemused.
"thats hot."said paris.Harry and ron looked at eachother.NOT DEEP.NOT DEEP.THEY'RE ONLY FRIENDS,I SAY,FRIENDS!!!Sorry,got carried away again."What are you..."ron and harry said in unison in response to paris.
"Thats hot."said paris.
"act now and get a free t-shirt that say's 'thats hot on it'."whispered harry.
"what was that?"said paris.
"oh....nothing,nothing at all.Pay no attention to the man behind the curtain!!!"harry yelled,having mixed up movies again.
"thats hot."said paris,because thats her vocabulary.

[Ginny Weasly]

Keep going! I wanna read more!