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Yo mama so fat......

Started by goblet_fulla_fire, October 18, 2005, 06:41:16 AM

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goblet_fulla_fire

#15
October 19, 2005, 10:00:04 AM
Yo mama so fat, she afgffrecccccted mer trygpin.

LavyBrown

#16
October 19, 2005, 10:10:13 AM
Yo mama so fat her belt size is Equator
Don't do it behind the garden gate, love is blind but the neighbours ain't!
Can I get your picture? I collect nature disasters.
Whoever said nothing's impossible never tried to slam a revolving door.
I must confess, I was born at a very early age

Casan

#17
October 21, 2005, 08:45:42 AM
Yo mama so fat that when she wears a red dress people yell"Cool-aid!"

Yo mama so fat she has to take a bath in the Grand Canyon.
*~High Priestess of the Fayth
~*~Queen of Nyriaa

LavyBrown

#18
October 22, 2005, 02:03:26 AM
Yo mama so fat she was measured at 38-26-36 and that was just the left arm...
Don't do it behind the garden gate, love is blind but the neighbours ain't!
Can I get your picture? I collect nature disasters.
Whoever said nothing's impossible never tried to slam a revolving door.
I must confess, I was born at a very early age

Neo

#19
October 22, 2005, 05:21:56 AM
hahahahahahahahahaa
"Without a common power to keep them in check, there will be no advancement, and the life of man is poor, solitary, nasty, brutish, and short."~Thomas Hobbes

goblet_fulla_fire

#20
October 22, 2005, 08:52:57 AM
Yo mama so fat, she don't have periods, but exclamation marks.

LavyBrown

#21
October 22, 2005, 08:56:22 AM
Yo mama so fat she lost a game at Hide&Seek only cos I spotted her...behind Mount Everest.
Don't do it behind the garden gate, love is blind but the neighbours ain't!
Can I get your picture? I collect nature disasters.
Whoever said nothing's impossible never tried to slam a revolving door.
I must confess, I was born at a very early age

goblet_fulla_fire

#22
October 22, 2005, 08:58:35 AM
Yo mama so fat other women revolve around her.

LavyBrown

#23
October 22, 2005, 09:01:05 AM
Yo mama so fat the only thing that's attracted to her is gravity.

Don't do it behind the garden gate, love is blind but the neighbours ain't!
Can I get your picture? I collect nature disasters.
Whoever said nothing's impossible never tried to slam a revolving door.
I must confess, I was born at a very early age

goblet_fulla_fire

#24
October 22, 2005, 09:07:14 AM
Yo mama so fat, added all the digits in her weight and turned them into salads, the world would be a rainforest.

LavyBrown

#25
October 22, 2005, 09:10:43 AM
Yo mama so fat she shows up on radar.
Don't do it behind the garden gate, love is blind but the neighbours ain't!
Can I get your picture? I collect nature disasters.
Whoever said nothing's impossible never tried to slam a revolving door.
I must confess, I was born at a very early age

platypus

#26
November 8, 2005, 10:19:25 PM
Ahhh the joys of adolescence

The platypus (Ornithorhynchus anatinus) is a small, semi-aquatic mammal endemic to the eastern part of Australia, and one of the four extant monotremes,the only mammals that lay eggs instead of giving birth.

0612

#27
November 14, 2005, 03:39:14 PM
You guys are so bad! :P
Here's one straight from Russel Peters: Yo mama so fat, when she jump for joy, she got stuck

LavyBrown

#28
November 15, 2005, 08:02:46 AM
Yo mama so fat she's once, twice, three times a lady.
Don't do it behind the garden gate, love is blind but the neighbours ain't!
Can I get your picture? I collect nature disasters.
Whoever said nothing's impossible never tried to slam a revolving door.
I must confess, I was born at a very early age

goblet_fulla_fire

#29
November 29, 2005, 05:19:49 AM
Yo mama so fat, that she got fat off of Subway.
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