Dumb Blonde Jokes

HermioneFan · August 20, 2007, 05:16:47 AM

Quote from: Roniloveyou:) on August 16, 2007, 11:38:34 AM
Quote from: dobby888 on August 15, 2007, 03:11:34 AM
yeah me either!!!

A man walks into a bar. Two blondes are at a table chanting, "6 months". Another blonde comes and joins the chant. Another and then another until a dozen blondes are chanting "6 months". Finally the man goes over and asks what the chanting is about. The first blond says, "We are a team solves jigsaw puzzles. Our last one took 6 months to finish." The man says, "That is impressive." The blonde replies, "I should say so, the box said 3 to 4 years."

i think this one just might be the best one posted so far!!! I literally fell backwards out of my chair (no fear my bed saved me ;D) omfg too funny ;D ;D ;D

Heck yah! I hurt my head when i hit the floor... j/k :) I like how ur bed saved you. Fun stuff, fun stuff :D

Roniloveyou:) · August 20, 2007, 06:00:38 AM

lmao ;D yup my bed is my hero ;D gotta watch out for those dumb blonde jokes they can be dangerous... :P

HermioneFan · August 20, 2007, 08:19:24 AM

lol :D

Lola_La_Fringe7 · August 20, 2007, 10:47:02 PM

im so glad i started this

Roniloveyou:) · August 21, 2007, 12:50:33 PM

lol me 2 ;D

Lola_La_Fringe7 · August 21, 2007, 11:15:51 PM

I wish my friend dobby888 would keep talking she has the best dumb blonde jokes in da world! (Is any1 offended cuz im not & im blonde)

Roniloveyou:) · August 22, 2007, 03:44:26 AM

;D yes dobby needs to post more lol ;D

Lola_La_Fringe7 · August 22, 2007, 04:10:24 AM

but right now shes out of town and she was spossed to be back yesterday[move]and i keep calling her house but no answer so im starting to get worried o and check my story i cant remember the exact topic name but it has a: (PLZ READ!!!)[/move]

Roniloveyou:) · August 22, 2007, 11:32:26 AM

really hmm... hope she's ok ::)

HermioneFan · August 23, 2007, 03:09:06 AM

dobby888 is hilarious! I love him/her (as Ginny or Kiara said) in a non sexual way ;D

LordBlaZe · August 23, 2007, 03:44:08 AM

2 Blonde's were going to a theme park but they saw a sign that said "Disney Park Left" so they turned around and went home.

((not blonde but funny))

A husband and wife had four boys. The odd part of it was that the older three had red hair, light skin, and were tall, while the youngest son had black hair, dark eyes, and was short.

The father eventually took ill and was lying on his deathbed when he turned to his wife and said, "Honey, before I die, be totally honest with me - is our youngest son my child?"

The wife replied, "I swear on everything that's holy that he is your son."

With that the husband passed away. The wife then muttered, "Thank God he didn't ask about the other three."

dobby888 · August 23, 2007, 11:09:21 AM

lol!!! very nice Blaze!!!!
ok im sorry i left, but I'm back now, and i appreciate your compliments, and btw im a girl.... and here are the jokes you've been waiting for......

The geometry teacher asked the blonde:"How many degrees in a circle?' The blonde replied:"This is a trick question! Did you want farenheit or celsius?"

(you'll like this one!!)A blonde goes to a ventriloquist show,and the guy tells a dumb blonde joke through his puppet. The blonde immediatly gets up and begins screaming at him. He begins to apologize, when the blonde tells him,"You keep out of this! I'm talking to the little jerk on your knee!"

Roniloveyou:) · August 23, 2007, 11:40:24 AM

yay ur back! ;D

omg the first one was soo great and the second one even better! ;D ;D

LordBlaZe · August 23, 2007, 12:15:16 PM

yup shes my girl :-[;D :-[ ;D lol jkz!! that second one was funny as hell, keep postin em

Lola_La_Fringe7 · August 23, 2007, 11:44:13 PM

ya im so glad ur bak this site would be a.... well very bad 1

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