1000 Things Snape (no offense,ShuiBee) would never do

[Fawkes]

ok, picture the scene.... its the end of term feast, and everyones in the great hall. dumbledor stands and makes an announcement..
"blah blah blah blah, and for a little entertainment tonight, i present to you, professor snape!!"
... a spotlight hits snape, as he pulls out a straw boater hat and cane, climbs onto the table, and entertains everyone with a tap dance :p hehehehe

lol! This is the funniest so far!! ;D

[googl]

Okat here's 2

Harry I love you and your father.

Sirius why did u have to die *cries*

[Kiara Johnson]

lol, good one

[sweetlikepoison]

holy crap, this post is still around? wow, it was here when i first joined!  :o

[Kiara Johnson]

lol, that's just because this is a good one doll

[googl]

ask Hermione if she wanted to slow dance with him

dance with Dumbledore, gaze into his eyes and say I luv u Albus, Do u luv me?. IF U Do then we will be the centre of ridicule and slander, but as am pair I know we will be strong

[Sky]

Heres a few. They suck though :P


1:Snape walking into Dumbledores office with a picture of Dumbledore's face on his chest.
2:Snape making treacle fudge for the class.
3:Snape walking into the great hall with his hair tied back, wearing tight pants, and a girly tank top that says 'Go Go Gryffindor' while saying "I really think this brings out my eyes!"Enthusiastically.

[dobby888]

wears pink.... at any time. ;D ;D

[HermioneFan]

never heard of this thread but here's my first one :) umm...

Asks Professor Mcgonnagle (i know i didn't spell that right ;D lol) Out to dance at the Yule ball.

[dobby888]

lol berry berry nice!!!!!!!!!!!

Shows up for class dressed like(I can't think of  name, but here's a link)         
http://www.imdb.com/gallery/ss/0373889/Ss/0373889/HP50093C.jpg.html?hint=group

[Sky]

Hahahahaha Dolores Umbridge.

[Devon_McGonagall]

Give harry an Outstanding on a potions test

[dobby888]

Hahahahaha Dolores Umbridge.

I knew that!!!

Skip.

[Maya Hexo]

 Starts being nice to every other house but slytherin. Calls up Voldemort and says let's get down and boogie. ;D

[dobby888]

HAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!

say *MMMMM IM YUMMY!!!* and lick his lips!  OH OH OH!!! He would say that to..... (ponders) DOLORES!