1000 Things Snape (no offense,ShuiBee) would never do

[Kilynn]

LOL! nice Jessie! ha ha
Walks into class in his leather pants and a ratty black wig singing 'You are my sunshine' into a hairbrush.

[fudge0604]

lol.... You have some good one Jessie!

[dobby888]

lol thanks guys!!  haha!! Kilynn, thats hillarious!!

[fudge0604]

Yeah..!

Snape walks in with pink coloured hair and goes to Hermonie.
He says in a girly gossip tone " You know, I were going to colour it just like you but I didn't feel to be a brunette!"
He takes some red lipstick on his lips. " I just think that pink is a much better colour.... DO YOU THINK THAT ALSO?!
We are just SO soulfriends!"


lol.....

[bonnie88]

yall are so freakin hallarious!!!

[bonnie88]

is anyone keeping count?

[dobby888]

Well I'm sure not, but it should be like... over 1000 things that snape would never do.  And by the way, who is Shuibee?

Here's my next one:
Holds a cat and is petting it then says *My precious!!* Like the creepy guy in lord of the rings

[I loves YOUz]

(hes not creppy hes cute)

[dobby888]

Isn't the guy that lives in the caves by the lake.... with the ring.... isn't he supposed to be creepy? and whats his name anyways (I forgot)

[I loves YOUz]

Galom(sp) hes suppose to be but hes cute!

[dobby888]

I've never seen the movies... but I've read the Hobbit which kind of has to do with them... have you read the hobbit?

[I loves YOUz]

I havent but i havent had the chance but I love lord of the rings so I will prolly soon

[dobby888]

I'll probably read the books this summer.... maybe... at least I want to because then I can watch the movies and I'll understand them.

[harrypotterfan:)]

.....sorry for my randomness but "Hobbit" is a good book but got boring after awhile....

[I loves YOUz]

Kay miss Random you call me mental and you go off and be random